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2.19 am - Master Fic List

This is a list of all my fics, in order by fandom, title, and rating. The most recent fic has the word NEW next to it.

Updated 10 June, 2009


Rory’s Comprehensive Guide to Writing Realistic Buttsecks (and other gay secks) for Fanfiction (and other fiction, and maybe even real life)


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0.00 am - New Years Resolutions for 2009

There are two.

One is to learn to play at least a dozen new songs on the piano. One per month or not, I don't care. I just want to learn at least twelve. Trouble is, I don't know which ones. I know I want to learn the rest of 'Will it go 'Round in Circles.' You guys want to offer any suggestions? I think most of you know my skill level and what kinds of things I normally play. I don't want anything too hard (Art Tatum is out of the question, for example), but nothing really easy either. I mostly play stuff like Elton John, Queen, Bruce Hornsby, etc. but occasionally delve into Boomtown Rats and stuff like that. And no classical stuff, because I have zero training. So, any requests?

The other thing I want to do is write significantly more than I did this year. Looking at my fics, I have written 16 of them this year, not including co-authored ones (15 H/W, I think 13 or 14 of which are smut, haha). Those 16 fics total up to 45,242 words. Average length is 2828 words. When you consider all the co-authored fics (including ones that aren't finished yet) and non-fandom stories, I've probably written close to 70,000 or so (that's just a completely wild guess). In 2009 I would like to write at least 20 fics on my own, totaling at least, say... 60-70,000 words. I want to write longer ones, and maybe branch out from smut just a bit. Maybe UST, maybe involve more people than just House and Wilson (not in a sexual sense, but just to be inclusive), maybe go a bit AU or something. Dunno. So I suppose you guys can toss me some plot bunnies and requests for fic, too. :-)

I also would like to try NaNoWriMo-- maybe I'll get that novel finished. I should start outlining and stuff. Problem is, I've already written stuff for it, and that is NOT ALLOWED. Maybe if I just re-write that stuff... I dunno, it's not much, probably less than 20 pages so maybe it doesn't count lol

12.39 pm - It's odd, when people like their in-laws...

So I've been staying at Nick's every night for... the last longish while, and yesterday, as per usual, I got up around 5 am to get ready for work. Now, his mom Sharon had been rearranging things the day before, and I couldn't find the towels in their usual place. So I'm shuffling around in the bathroom, brushing my teeth and waiting for the water to get hot, wondering if it would be a really big deal if I just used someone else's towel, when Sharon knocks on the door. She hands me two towels, says 'I thought you might need these,' and goes back to bed. This, from a woman in her sixties who usually sleeps in until noon. She woke up at 5 in the morning anticipating my need for a clean towel. Who does that?

And, like, when I walk into their house she can look at me and go 'didn't sleep well last night?' or whatever. She instantly knows what's up and how I'm feeling and usually tells Nick 'be nice, he feels like shit.' lol Sharon is all sorts of awesome.

But of course, I'm not dating Sharon. I'm dating her son. But he's also all sorts of awesome. ( And here's why, if you wanna read sappy romantic stupid shit. )

19.42 pm - Oooooh super spiffy!

I'm typing this from the brand-new Compaq laptop Nick just bought me for my birthday. Best boyfriend ever, or what? He's even configuring it for me and putting the info from my old harddrives onto it. :-D
<3

5.21 am - Oh dear god

It's 5.30 in the morning and I've been awake for half an hour and it's still dark outside. *wibble*

Also, why aren't my tweets posting? *grumble*

And my tummy hurts because it doesn't like when I wake up early.

23.24 pm - Interview Meme

1. Leave me a comment saying "interview me"
2. I will respond by asking you 5 questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will post the questions and the answers to the questions in your journal.
4. You will include this explanation and offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. And the cycle shall continue....

Questions by bonorattle under ( here )

15.40 pm - I'm alive

Just letting you all know I'm still alive and well. I don't have time for a long entry right now, but I'll definitely try to fill you in on all the things that have been going on soon. :-) and it's been a lot. Life's crazy sometimes.

1.07 am - I can has tweets?

• 18:00 twitpic.com/8itwn - Happy baby :) #
• 19:20 twitpic.com/8j3ai - Double rainbows :) #
• 21:52 So chase is house sitting for some doctor. Me and him and nick and steph are at the doc's raiding his liquor cabinet. With permission. #

1.07 am - I can has tweets?

• 00:20 @Hibernia1 Ah, yes. Forgot that one. #
• 00:41 So what do you guys figure I can rake in for 2 almost-mint Michael Jackson 12" dolls on ebay? lol #
• 00:42 Or an autographed 8X10 of John Travolta with a certificate of authenticity? #
• 00:43 Bath time, then bed time. #
• 15:24 So apparently michael jackson had a heart attack. Holy shit. :( #
• 15:32 They say he's dead. #
• 16:00 He might be in a coma. #
• 16:42 twitpic.com/8f3lq - Naked puppies :) #
• 22:46 @ninjaboi I heard. So sad. :-( #
• 23:22 Favourite Michael Jackson song/video: bit.ly/11Qwwe #
• 23:23 Second favourite: bit.ly/19Mo7i #
• 23:24 I remember seeing Captain EO in 1989. Been in love with MJ ever since. :'( #
• 23:29 Favourite concert performance: bit.ly/6GoNC #

1.08 am - I can has tweets?

• 12:34 @jimmybwonder Sorry to hear that, bud. :-( I'm lucky-- won't have to deal with that for too much longer. #
• 12:34 @phinnia I know, right? $8.50 an hour isn't great, but it could be worse. Plus I get benefits and paid (I think) vacation. #
• 12:36 Nick apparently now doesn't care who knows about us. His (biological) mom found out and is upset (and homophobic). He says he doesn't care. #
• 13:00 @Hibernia1 he's getting questions from people from work now, though, and he doesn't know how to handle them. Homphobes at work too. #
• 13:00 @Hibernia1 it's all because of a picture on facebook. I told him he could ask the poster to delete it but he said 'fuck it'. So... dunno. #
• 13:25 @Hibernia1 Thanks Hib <3 #
• 15:11 random craving for toast. #
• 18:20 Meeting for a multi level marketing scheme. Ugh. Dnw. #
• 20:26 Well that was a complete waste of two hours of my life. #
• 20:53 Anybody else think the phrase 'traditional christian family values' is a great synonym for 'bullshit'? #
• 23:32 @tourmaline1973 agreed. Toast with butter is divine. #

0.45 am - Hoo boy-o

So, life is... confusing, but good. Mostly.

Nicco and I are still at that 'oh, we can't be apart for longer than it takes to take a piss, or sometimes not even that long' stage. Seriously, we follow each other into the bathroom all the time. It's a bit ridiculous. I'm happy to say we've never done that 'no, you hang up first' thing, though.
Although, he did try to break up with me the other day.

( I know, wtf, right? )

1.07 am - I can has tweets?

• 12:17 I has a job! :-D #
• 12:24 @tourmaline1973 Thanks! =D #
• 12:37 @whathobertie Driving a paratransit van for a work activity center for disabled adults. :-) #
• 12:37 @cindylouwho38 :-D #
• 12:42 Hoo boy. Shower time. #
• 12:57 @arhh_ Nope, it's not Walmart :-D #
• 13:33 @Hibernia1 Thanks :-D #
• 13:34 @arhh_ Thanks :-) #
• 13:37 @whathobertie yeah except the shift sucks and the pay isn't great but, hey, it's a job. #
• 14:05 Ooh it's date night tonight. Dinner, a movie, and then private bedroom activities. #
• 14:06 @jimmybwonder Aw, I'm sorry man. That was me a few days ago. D: It sucks super bad. Hope you feel better really soon. :-( #
• 14:43 Holy shit i just did a chin up. Lol #
• 15:54 @SinaAmedson Mother will they put me in the firing line? #
• 15:56 Off for date night. I'm making spaghetti. Oooooh. :-) #

1.09 am - I can has tweets?

• 21:59 twitpic.com/860y7 - Aren't we just the absolute cutest? #
• 23:24 @SinaAmedson xtube is better. And you? Not a whore? Are you absolutely sure of that? #
• 23:28 @SinaAmedson Oh really? Maybe I'm a romantic, but I like my porn a bit genuine. Too much spray-on tan and baby oil ruins it for me. #
• 23:28 Eating Del Taco. Mmmmmm. #
• 23:52 Ugh. Bed time. *snore* #

17.01 pm - Survey time

Do you know a secret about your last ex that would embarrass them?
yes

What would you do if the door bell rang and it was Lil Wayne?
Probably have no idea who he was.

Do you consider yourself spoiled?
no

Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
no

What time did you go to bed last night, why?
Near two. Before that I was at Nick's.

Are you a jealous person?
No.
( more under here )

0.07 am - I can has tweets?

• 12:27 The party last night was insane. Nick and i got propositioned by two different guys for threesomes Haha #
• 12:28 Didn't go for it but i know one of them and we have the other's number. There was a lot of making out amongst all guests. #
• 12:29 I think there was a total of two straight people there. And a full representation of all glbts. Interesting mix. #

0.06 am - I can has tweets?

• 12:20 Saw the dark side of the moon laser show last night. It was awesome. #
• 16:33 Today is just one of those days when i can't do anything right. #
• 16:34 Kind of like every other day of my life. But It's bugging me more today than usual. #

0.08 am - I can has tweets?

• 00:18 Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ #
• 00:25 OMG these are, like, the best gummy worms ever. And I have a whole pound of them. I'm gonna have so many cavities... #
• 00:43 ZOMG. I get to see my babies in about a week! :-D I haven't seen them since November. Awwwww yay! #
• 00:43 My babies: bit.ly/tXhZP #
• 00:48 So It's apparently national acne awareness month. I'm pretty sure We're all aware of acne. #
• 00:48 Okay bed time. Night all :) #
• 09:45 @Hibernia1 thanks :-) #
• 14:28 I think I did well with my interview so I'm rewarding myself with gummy worms. #
• 14:29 Although if I hadn't done well I'd be consoling myself with gummy worms. So either way, I'd be eating gummy worms. #
• 15:00 @AquaticFishy I am. I need help. Or to switch to M&Ms or something. #
• 15:02 The place I interviewed at already called my last 'boss' (dad) for reference and employment history. I got high marks. ;-) #
• 15:02 Although it is legitimate because I really did work for him for 7 years. I just didn't mention we're related is all. #

0.07 am - I can has tweets?

• 00:31 @Hibernia1 One of the things that makes the car start. :-) #
• 00:32 @ninjaboi It's a 1986 Nissan Maxima. Not the coolest thing ever, but it was practically free. #
• 00:52 @SinaAmedson Camel jockey? #
• 00:53 hoooookay. Bed. I'm exhausted. #
• 10:45 @ninjaboi yip. Always fun when your car is older than you. #
• 11:26 Ugh. I've sent probably 20 job applications/emails/resumes, and have not heard a thing from anybody. #
• 17:58 I have a job interview tomorrow :) #
• 17:58 Also i'm painting my car. #
• 18:36 Note to self: never use masking tape on auto glass. #
• 18:43 @arhh_ Thanks :-) #
• 18:43 So, basically, if I get this job I'll probably be driving a Para-transit van. Whee! #
• 18:49 Also, I have spray paint all over my hands. What takes this stuff off besides, like, paint thinner? #
• 18:58 @arhh_ Ah, cool. Well, I should be going to Nicco's later-- I'm sure he'll have something that'll take it off. #
• 18:58 Must work now. Bai! #
• 23:47 twitpic.com/7s6fw - Aw look what nicky got me :) #
• 23:47 twitpic.com/7s6ga - And this. :) #

0.08 am - I can has tweets?

• 08:33 Nick broke my ignition cable so i'm at pick n pull trying to find a new one. #
• 10:30 Got the ignition cable and installed it, and now my car works! Got a new headlight too; need to put that in. Whee! #
• 10:31 Less of a 'whee!'-- I've got a dentist appointment today at three, to fill 4 cavities. Yeah, significantly less fun. #
• 10:31 Gotta run. Headlights to install. BBL. #
• 16:57 I now have a working registered car. :) It'll be insured tomorrow. Yay! #
• 17:06 Also the entire left side of my face is numb. How irritating. #

13.00 pm - Workout, baseline

Sooooo I went to the doctor, got lab work done, and if everything's okay I'll get my physical and a prescription for T in about 2 weeks. :D
Since I'm hoping to experience rapid muscle growth, I took pictures as a baseline. I'll do measurements sometime over the next two weeks as well. Eek!

( I am such a skinny little twerp )