Let me tell you a secret. - I stolie a quizzie.

1.22 am - I stolie a quizzie.

What do you think the most common letter in the English Language?
E. I've known that since before I could spell.

Have you ever worn shoes without socks?
Not... out. If I happen to be in my room, naked, and want to go down to the kitchen, I'll throw on a pair of shoes without socks. And probably some clothes, too, as it's a bit weird to be naked apart from shoes.

When was the last time you popped a mint?
How does one pop a mint, exactly?

Do you pop your gum?
Hm. I blow bubbles, sometimes. I don't pop them, though. I suck the air back out.

Do you know how to play any instruments?
Oh, lots.

Do you own an orange shirt?
It's doubtful.

Who do you want to be nominated as President of U.S. (e.g. Pitbull, John Mayer, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears)?
Oh, bugger. Someone with a sense of humour, some intelligence, and... Well. That already disqualifies most, if not all, politicians. Soooo... A Hedgehog named Colin ought to do the trick.

Do you use chapstick?
It's my number one addiction. And I smoke. If I had to give up one of the two for a day, it'd be cigarettes.

How many water bottles do you consume a week?
I really try not to eat plastic. Sensitive stomach, and all. Plus, I don't drink water in bottles. There's just something so... wrong... about it.

What is the best type of water (ex. Arrowhead, Fiji, Dasani)?
Although if I had to pick, fiji.

Where do you want to work while in College, if at all?
Gosh. Nowhere, if I can help it. Actually, the whole 'college' thing is done for me, at the moment. I mean, I failed out. Miserably. But if I ever go back, I plan on being rich beyond my wildest dreams first.

Are you currently in debt?
No idea. I mean... I owe Express $40 but that doesn't really count, does it? And eventually I'll have to pay off my credit card instead of making the minimum payment, or a fraction of the balance each month, but I've got time. Just... no money.

Do you paint your toe nails?
No. But I would, if you paid me.

Off the top of your head, what do you think superfluous means?
Extra. Unnecessary. Too much. Much like this definition.

When writing essays, do you write in a notebook and then type it, or type it right out of your head?
If my computer was working, I'd type it straight up.

Up to what grade level of math would you say you've completed?
High school geometry. And just barely. I've failed algebra 4 times. Or was that three? yeah, three. I've taken it four times. I'll have to take it again if I want to go back to Uni.

Do you like bread ends?
Ew.

How many pieces of ham on a sandwich?
Whatever seems right at the time.

What kind of cheese do you like?
I like that preshredded cheese that's yellow and white and comes in a bag, and it's powdery. Apart from that, pretty much any cheese that's melted. And Feta. *drool*

Plain chocolate or stuffed with caramel or cherry?
Gross. But If I had to choose, a cherry.

What is your purpose in life?
There was something poignant in 'Demian,' but my brain's broken at the moment. Whatever Hesse said, I agreed with it.

How many area codes do you use, are you familiar with?
familiar with? I dunno, probably about four. I don't call many people.

Do any of your siblings look like your twin?
No. Neither of them look one bit like me.

Would you ever wear an afro wig?
Of course. I live to shock people.

Have you ever donated your hair?
Nobody'd want it. The one time it was long enough that I could have (maybe) it had about forty two layers of dye in it.

Do you put lotion on your tummy?
if my skin's dry...

What kind of lotion is your favorite?
Do I look like I'd have an answer to that?

What's your top best radio station for news?
News? Ha!

What was the last thing you heard on the news?
Colour me stumped. Which isn't a colour.

How often do you pick up the newspaper to read?
Never.

How many stripes does the flag have?
Depends which flag you're talking about. Since you're obviously an ethnocentric (which is a laughable idea, since 'American' isn't an ethnicity, but I couldn't think of the proper word, if there is one) American, I'll assume that's the particular country whose flag you're referencing. Thirteen.

Who made the original 13 starred flag of the U.S.?
Betsy Ross. Well. Nems said this, and I'll trust his answer.

Have you ever heard a song by Pink Floyd?
Yes. I LOVE 'On the Turning Away.' Possibly the most beautiful melody ever.

How many blogs do you have?
Hm. At least three. Four. Five. God. Uh... However, I almost never blog anymore.

Have you ever used a sound as part of your password for anything (ex. kaboom, bowchiquiwowow)?
I... don't believe so.

What's your dream car?
I'd rather a motorcycle (Triumph Bonneville or Scrambler). But if it had to be a car, I just want a Dodge Viper. Nothing too extravagant, but they're beautiful. I'd also like a Smart car, so I could look like an absolute twat.

Ninjas, Pirates, Thieves, or Politicians?
Pirates.

Have you ever wanted to have a hook for a hand?
No. Hook-hands have a hard time playing piano.

Do you think you'll ever have a six pack?
I may, if I ever decide to stop being lazy. I have a three-pack at the moment, which is just odd.

Have you ever counted the number of stairs you've climbed, if so what was the number?
I don't even like counting the number of years I've aged. Which is a lie because I like my birthdays to be as extravagant as possible. I'll be 22 in a month. Stairs, however. Well. There are... Hmmm. Three? Four? I can't remember, going into my garage. That's how bad I am at this.

Have you ever worn cowboy boots?
yip. My uncle (who is officially at least as cool as Clint Eastwood, possibly more cool since he's died three times and is still alive, and is also related to both James Coburn and James Mason) gave me a pair.

Who's Ralph Nader, and what did he do?
Ralph Nader wrote this book, Unsafe at Any Speed. It was a good book. It was a smart book. He then went absolutely crazy and ran for president in 2000 and 2004, costing Al Gore the election in 2000 and John Kerry the election in 2004. And if he runs in 2008, I am sticking a hot poker up his arse.
^^
That, obviously. What Nems said. History, even terribly recent history, is not my strong suit.

Have you given up trying to find Waldo?
I keep him in the lavatory cistern to save water.

Ever played jacks?
I'm sure I have.

Do you think red lipstick is hot?
No.

What does "drop it like it's hot" mean?
Oh, you mean that new bit of teenage jargon? I'm pleased to say that I have no idea, unless it actually means what it purports to.

Have you ever named a part of your body?
I just call him Mr Thompkinson.

What's the longest word you can remember right now?
Antidisestablishmentarianism. Good job, Nems. You only messed up on one letter.

Have you ever said "fine and dandy"?
Indeed.

What smiley face do you most often use?
Hm. :-p probably. closely followed by O.o which I sometimes do like this instead:
O.o
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